May 2012
“The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but...”
– Evidence of the coming Zombie Apocalypse in Florida (via saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever)
I love living in Florida. (via animalsandmonsters)
troy and abed
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saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever:
I’ve decided that most of what we think is senility in old people is actually them reciting inside jokes from their youth.
Sixty years from now, I’ll sitting in my wheelchair, watching my great grandchildren open Christmas presents. At one point I’ll yell “four for you, glenn coco! You go, glenn coco!” In the other room, my children will begin discussing...
“Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ophiucha)
Sometimes I forget how much I hate almost...
Then I remember and everything is okay again.
I'm 3.5 miles away from my 50 mile goal this week.
It’s just been a shitty week for riding. I only did like 12 slow miles on Sunday, I did have a good day by myself on Wednesday (20.1 miles avg 16mph), and then yesterday Dan’s pedal fell off after like 13 miles and that was the end of the ride. I need a minimum of two solo rides a week, otherwise I’ll never get anywhere.
